Can we do cute things like go to aquariums, kiss in the rain, have cute day trips, and have really rough sex

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honeybeys:

Pumpkin carving game strong
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superbrybread:

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

just stop being short dude wtf

Fuck you

clacl:

stop being pretty if you’re not me

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carolynmcm:

Proof that Audra McDonald can sing anything and make it sound amazing… this is why she is my idol…

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Musical theater can save you, even if only for two or three hours at a time. Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian (via matttdoyle)

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oh-teen-posts:

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