Can we do cute things like go to aquariums, kiss in the rain, have cute day trips, and have really rough sex

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Pumpkin carving game strong



I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

just stop being short dude wtf

Fuck you


stop being pretty if you’re not me

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Proof that Audra McDonald can sing anything and make it sound amazing… this is why she is my idol…

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Musical theater can save you, even if only for two or three hours at a time. Michelle Knudsen, Evil Librarian (via matttdoyle)

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